mind the gap

3 men

July 10, 2004

average dinner conversation. e.g.

mummy: i've got to go to st johns tomorrow, then on to batam to study the dolphins again.

lara: mummy i thought you were a doctor!

mummy: in a way sweetie, now eat your beans

daddy: this girl's face got ripped off in a wheat field.

mummy: not now vernon

daddy: here's the picture. see how the whole thing came off? they carried her bloody face in a bag

mummy: oh god vernon say something civilized for once!

slight pause.

daddy: did you know that hippos constantly secrete a layer of slime to ward off diseases?

hahhahahaha i just sat there watching them. we are so strange.

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mind the gap